Pregnacite

       My close friend equated pregnancy to having a parasite.

Definition of parasite: An organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense.

       And the whole time we've been thinking of pregnancy as a baked good, a "bump", an archaic being to be "with."

       Nope little fetus, you're a parasite. 

       And see, even House thinks so. That makes it official. So my little fetuscite, I'm going to trick you! I'm eating this apple, but I'm not really hungry, see...so when you steal it, it won't matter. HA!